Turns Out I Am "Carbon-Neutral"

Global Warming is funny...

From the (UK) Times Online

Walking to the shops ‘damages planet more than going by car’

By: Dominic Kennedy

Walking does more than driving to cause global warming, a leading environmentalist has calculated.

Food production is now so energy-intensive that more carbon is emitted providing a person with enough calories to walk to the shops than a car would emit over the same distance. The climate could benefit if people avoided exercise, ate less and became couch potatoes. Provided, of course, they remembered to switch off the TV rather than leaving it on standby.

The sums were done by Chris Goodall, campaigning author of How to Live a Low-Carbon Life, based on the greenhouse gases created by intensive beef production. “Driving a typical UK car for 3 miles [4.8km] adds about 0.9 kg [2lb] of CO2 to the atmosphere,” he said, a calculation based on the Government’s official fuel emission figures. “If you walked instead, it would use about 180 calories. You’d need about 100g of beef to replace those calories, resulting in 3.6kg of emissions, or four times as much as driving.

“The troubling fact is that taking a lot of exercise and then eating a bit more food is not good for the global atmosphere. Eating less and driving to save energy would be better.”

...More at the link above, or, for those too lazy (aka, "low carbon emitters") to scroll up, here it is again. If this holds true, I may be the most environmentally friendly guy on the planet.

P.S. Be sure to tune in tomorrow, when I'll post my blog about the Virgin Festival. Word on the street is it may or may not include a picture of the elusive Disgruntled Investor. Because if I can't steal the Blogadier General's ideas, what can I steal?