Revenge of the Landlords

So I just read an article linked on Drudge Report, which appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle's website, about some landlords who are FAR more disgruntled than I am. Unfortunately, they (SFChron) have disabled copy/paste on their site, thus negating my illegal copying ways, but the article is definitely worth a read (follow the link above).

Essentially, this couple, fed up with their weiner tenants (and their "demands" for electricity, reasonable rent prices, floors), took matters into their own hands. Considering my tenants have been violating my person for the last three years, this is a dangerous article for me. Maybe the weiner complaints would suddenly cease if I started sawing through their floor.

No, they probably wouldn't. Nuts.

Ladies, ladies, pleaaase, there's plenty Disgruntled to go around for everyone!

I was having dinner the other day with a Disgruntled Vegetarian Friend of mine (disgruntled, no doubt, due to the vegetarianism), when we got to talking about this site, and, more specifically, about my T-shirts That No One Is Buying.

Pointing out my large female readership (3 girls to 2 guys means a female majority), she wondered aloud about my lack of female-friendly products.

"You know, I've been meaning to do something about that, but haven't really been motivated due to the lack of sales," I dryly noted.

"Well, I bet if you created a Disgruntled Girlfriend shirt, that would pick things up," the Disgruntled Vegetarian noted, "there are a lot of those out there."

"There are a lot of Disgruntled Girlfriend shirts out there?" I asked.

"No moron, a lot of disgruntled girlfriends. They are probably disgruntled due to their lack of Disgruntled Girlfriend t-shirts," the DV said.

"Well, you may have a point there...but will the t-shirts alone do it, you think?"

"Maybe," she replied, "especially if they came in multiple colors. But they'd really only be able to express their disgruntledness up top...they wouldn't really be able to show how they feel during intimate encounters."

"Hmmm...I think I might have an idea...or two..." I said, stroking my now non-existent beard.


By the way, thanks to the recently identified Blogadier General for his shout-out!